BREAKING NEWS: President Trump arrives in Milton Keynes

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THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT SETS HIS SIGHTS ON MILTON KEYNES DURING HIS STATE VISIT

Generating headlines is part and parcel of daily life these days for President Trump but today things have taken an even more drastic and unexpected turn.

The 45th President of the United States commenced his much publicised state visit to the UK without warning following the UK’s triggering of Article 50 last Wednesday and has travelled straight to the town of Milton Keynes in Buckinghamshire.

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Arriving at Central Milton Keynes train station this morning, the president made a statement to the press and spectators who congregated there at a record pace as news of his arrival spread throughout. 

President Trump announced in his speech “Milton Keynes is much like America, and much like America it needs someone, and that someone is me. I vow after making Milton Keynes my place of official residence whilst I’m in the UK, that I fully intend to fulfil the potential of Milton Keynes, and make Milton Keynes great again.”

His arrival has been met with some fury from local residents of Milton Keynes who clearly do not want the attention of playing host to such a controversial world leader. 

Local resident Dally Fora Pois who witnessed Trumps arrival said “Who does Trump think he is? Get back to America, MK was pretty great before you arrived”. 

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The “Make Milton Keynes Great Again” campaign has Trump promising to adopt Milton Keynes as his own and make it more American than ever before. On day 2 of his visit he will be meeting with local councillors, businesses and landowners to begin negotiations on where Trump:MK headquarters might be situated. 

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The news might seem wholly unexpected but Trump has spoken of his fascination with Milton Keynes in the past. He approves of the American style grid system, the number of chain burger restaurants and he’s compared Campbell Park to the infamous Central Park near his home in New York City. 

What do you think to the news of MK’s newest resident? Have you seen him yet in MK?

And most importantly will he make MK great again, or does this all sound a bit too phoney?

13 thoughts on “BREAKING NEWS: President Trump arrives in Milton Keynes

  1. Doin’ a great Job ! I have his toupee it blew over the garden fence and the neighbours cat attacked it. So looks a bit windswept now. Maybe we should build and name an airport in his honour. We could call it the Milton Keynes Donald Trump Airport with a runway and terminal big enough for his presidential jet . We could flatten New Bradwell and start building it it tomorrow.

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  2. Apparently he has an executive order to close Chimi changa , Nando’s, all Indian restaurants, turtle bay, banana tree and las inguanas nit forgetting all the Chinese take aways. Ha ha.

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  3. I did hear that he will build a wall around the lakes estate, and get them to pay for it.
    I also heard that the cows will all have to wear wigs,
    There is a rumor that people from bedford and luton will not be allowed to visit ( unless they are friends with Trump)
    Trump will put a credit card payment point at the front of the hospital and all doctors.

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